There will be a Rock n Roll High School Sadie Hawkins dance. Think of it as being another 'Buchon Prom' or 'Winter Formal.' There will be a 50's/60's rock music dance, spiked punch, and cool cats. I will provide four different things of pomade for hair styling, and tons of combs. Since it's a Sadie Hawkins, whoever is wearing a dress to the dance gets to ask people to be their date. You ain't gonna wear a dress, you can't ask people for dates.
Also, I think Neato-Bandito and Rainbow Person will be doing live sets. Maybe ghostporn too. I dunno. After this night I'm leaving for sweet ole Oregon, land of second rate Californians. It'll be a blast, and it'd be fun if people came.