Buchon Scavenger Hunt in two weeks - June 13th

Not the kind of scavenger hunt like on New Year's; the kind where you get a clue that leads you to another clue, then ANOTHER clue, etc. There will be two teams: Team Crush and Team Shred. No debating on team names - they are there, and they are eternal. Post a comment in this blog with your name to enter - teams will be drawn randomly on the day of the event based on the names listed in this blog. This is the only way to enter. No coming up to me and giving me some blathery BS about how you want to tell me directly, or you can't spend a minute to get to a computer, or you might forget later. YOU WANT IN, YOU POST YOUR NAME. Being able to post in this blog is the first way to eliminate the weak and insignificant from the true warriors in this ultimate test of abilities. I have already created a good deal of ideas for clues. The end point will be the same for both teams: three coolers in a remote location - one filled with rootbeer and real beer, another filled with ice cream and popcicles, the last filled with things to eat. A party will happen to celebrate the end of this scavenger hunt. First team there gets to party first. If you try to show up without the final clue, you don't get food. I'm buying the damn stuff, I get to exclude you if you can't accomplish what a ten year old can in a few hours.

Rules of the scavenger hunt:

• I will keep almost all the clues kept within the bikeable limits of downtown SLO. You can use cars if you want, and it might be required to win the game first if your team sucks and is full of idiots who can't do anything past being a complete stain. Two people with cars will be team captains based on this sad fact of life. No complaining about environmental impacts - do you want free beer and ice cream or not? That's what I fuckin' thought.
  
• You can split up to look for the next clue as much as you want, but everyone must regroup after finding each clue. No lone wolf shit in this game. You must all be together at least one second at the start of each new clue before you can start working on the next clue. This is to create team unity, to inspire the beauty of morale and synchonicity, and also to punish you for spreading yourself too thin/having a crybaby team mate who "works alone."
  
• Complete malice must be held towards the other team. Stoning is the official way to settle inter-team disputes. You can only talk to the other team on the street by screaming obscenities. If you can prove you drew blood from the other team, you may request a hint on your current task.
  
• Crying = Disqualification. Whining = Disqualification. Pouting = Don't even bother to tell me you quit.
  

It starts at June 13th (Saturday), 3PM sharp. The longer your team takes to win, the longer you have to go without drinks and fun.

Be there or stay home and read.




It will hopefully attempt to rival the BMX movie RAD in it's greatness.




~Max