Rules of the scavenger hunt:
- I will keep almost all the clues kept within the bikeable limits of downtown SLO. You can use cars if you want, and it might be required to win the game first if your team sucks and is full of idiots who can't do anything past being a complete stain. Two people with cars will be team captains based on this sad fact of life. No complaining about environmental impacts - do you want free beer and ice cream or not? That's what I fuckin' thought.
- You can split up to look for the next clue as much as you want, but everyone must regroup after finding each clue. No lone wolf shit in this game. You must all be together at least one second at the start of each new clue before you can start working on the next clue. This is to create team unity, to inspire the beauty of morale and synchonicity, and also to punish you for spreading yourself too thin/having a crybaby team mate who "works alone."
- Complete malice must be held towards the other team. Stoning is the official way to settle inter-team disputes. You can only talk to the other team on the street by screaming obscenities. If you can prove you drew blood from the other team, you may request a hint on your current task.
- Crying = Disqualification. Whining = Disqualification. Pouting = Don't even bother to tell me you quit.
It starts at June 13th (Saturday), 3PM sharp. The longer your team takes to win, the longer you have to go without drinks and fun.
Be there or stay home and read.
It will hopefully attempt to rival the BMX movie RAD in it's greatness.