Saturday, May 30, 2009

Buchon Scavenger Hunt in two weeks - June 13th

Not the kind of scavenger hunt like on New Year's; the kind where you get a clue that leads you to another clue, then ANOTHER clue, etc. There will be two teams: Team Crush and Team Shred. No debating on team names - they are there, and they are eternal. Post a comment in this blog with your name to enter - teams will be drawn randomly on the day of the event based on the names listed in this blog. This is the only way to enter. No coming up to me and giving me some blathery BS about how you want to tell me directly, or you can't spend a minute to get to a computer, or you might forget later. YOU WANT IN, YOU POST YOUR NAME. Being able to post in this blog is the first way to eliminate the weak and insignificant from the true warriors in this ultimate test of abilities. I have already created a good deal of ideas for clues. The end point will be the same for both teams: three coolers in a remote location - one filled with rootbeer and real beer, another filled with ice cream and popcicles, the last filled with things to eat. A party will happen to celebrate the end of this scavenger hunt. First team there gets to party first. If you try to show up without the final clue, you don't get food. I'm buying the damn stuff, I get to exclude you if you can't accomplish what a ten year old can in a few hours.

Rules of the scavenger hunt:
  • I will keep almost all the clues kept within the bikeable limits of downtown SLO. You can use cars if you want, and it might be required to win the game first if your team sucks and is full of idiots who can't do anything past being a complete stain. Two people with cars will be team captains based on this sad fact of life. No complaining about environmental impacts - do you want free beer and ice cream or not? That's what I fuckin' thought.
  • You can split up to look for the next clue as much as you want, but everyone must regroup after finding each clue. No lone wolf shit in this game. You must all be together at least one second at the start of each new clue before you can start working on the next clue. This is to create team unity, to inspire the beauty of morale and synchonicity, and also to punish you for spreading yourself too thin/having a crybaby team mate who "works alone."
  • Complete malice must be held towards the other team. Stoning is the official way to settle inter-team disputes. You can only talk to the other team on the street by screaming obscenities. If you can prove you drew blood from the other team, you may request a hint on your current task.
  • Crying = Disqualification. Whining = Disqualification. Pouting = Don't even bother to tell me you quit.

It starts at June 13th (Saturday), 3PM sharp. The longer your team takes to win, the longer you have to go without drinks and fun.

Be there or stay home and read.




It will hopefully attempt to rival the BMX movie RAD in it's greatness.




~Max

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

steve dave

shane said...

shane

Anonymous said...

Rachel.
You are very good at these, although I dominated your "burned CD for Rachel" scavenger hunt.

moonrat said...

reuben bro
and alicia

Dustin said...

This scavenger hunt sounds really fun. It should be real ice cream with real goddamn milk and real beer with real goddamn alcohol.

Why is it on the 13th though?

In case people forget that's the day I graduate. That's the day I'm having a daytime party and bbq at my house. That's the day I am buying a keg for everyone to drink for free. I'm not even going to tell you about the massive amount of free couches and furniture that will be filling my yard and driveway for people to hang out in.

Anonymous said...

fuckin' tall max...

Anonymous said...

turn it up

PUNXecret said...

Carlos is in.

Anonymous said...

marina

Anonymous said...

chaos dave

TallMax said...

Dustin, to continue me talking about this scavenger hunt in the tone I set for the original post, this is all I have to say about you and your graduation party:

Get out of my face, 'victim.'

Honestly, with summer (especially around this time of year) there's always going to be conflicting things going on. This won't take more than two hours or so, it'll be really fun, and if you can't do it then I'll be sure to spend all my free time (since I can't do the scavenger hunt being that I created it) with you that day.

Max said...

I also feel like I should let people know that the only way I know how to write on the internet is with pure hatred and scorn. I really do love you all. This will be good times.

Francisco said...

wait,what kind of root beer? If it's the good stuff then count me in....if not then there is no incentive since beer and food don't mean shit to me.

Dustin said...

No hard feelings, I was just making my case.

Max said...

Francisco - While the beer will be cheap, the rootbeer will be top quality shit. As the Mexicans say, hombre, "la materia del buen gusto para delicioso."

cecilia said...

i am sitting here in copenhagen and can't believe what i'm reading - content-wise

Dustin said...

how are you shocked, didn't you learn after the prom planning fiasco how passive aggressive we are online?

WildMax said...

I'm not passive AT ALL! Go fuck yaself.




Mom, don't you see what happens when you abandon your kin? Feral children!

Dustin said...

Hey DumbMax,

Lick my balls.

marina said...

marina paske AND erin garza

Anonymous said...

chaos dave

Anonymous said...

chaos dave really wants to be in this apparently

Anonymous said...

fixed gear dave

Anonymous said...

his name is hank!

Anonymous said...

CHAOOOOOS DAVE ONE MAN TEAM. WHOEVER LOSES IS DRINKING FORTIES OF STEEL ON GODS PORCH UNTIL THEY ARE KICKED OFF.

willie said...

that sounds like fun even if you don't lose.

cecilia said...

team steve daymare

Anonymous said...

Abdul

and Tyler

Anonymous said...

Kyle

Anonymous said...

nerds

Anonymous said...

Im gonna get drunk before the scavenger hunt cuz, you know...Im gonna need a little buzz if im gonna be forced to hang out with you guys for more than an hour.

hey..how about bonus points for drinking a 40 ouncer an hour?

alex said...

I don't get off work until 3:30 or so...can I join in late?

Anonymous said...

zach "shred the led" better

Anonymous said...

can my friends play tooo? their names are natalie and ethan

zach

Anonymous said...

All friends are welcome! All half-hour-tardy sisters will be frowned at, THEN welcomed!

Anonymous said...

money jane is in.

Anonymous said...

jacob
danielle
shoeman