Toast punx Bike Race Volume1 this saturtay!!!

Meet at 578 Buchon st(near Nipomo & Buchon, red porch light) at 8:30pm with your bike, your light, your helmet, yr faygo, and humble brutality.
We will all ride out to the starting point together. It will be approximately a 3.5mile race.
This is to a reasonable extent confidential, but tell your friends!
No cops.
No hurting your opponents.
If drinking is a necessity keep it on the D.L.
No jock(s)traps.
If you get pulled over don't say a thing about the race and if at all possible mislead the cops.
Winner gets a Trophy.

-the toast punx.