ALL YOUR MONEY
WILL IT BUY YOU LUNCH? SOAP? PIZZA? SALIVATION?
I SAY FUCK YOUR MONEY
GIVE US GOURMET PEZ

here's the video of the toast song

no school fridays! on kcpr sessions

comic by adrian chi

LISTEN TO IT HERE
NO SCHOOL FRIDAYS!

These are real song lyrics...

all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

im sitting in the class room adding up the sums
think' bout toast thikin' yum yum yum
and when the bell rings you grab you're back pack
and make some toast for an afternoon snack
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante, et vous Yvette?
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oui marie baggette bon soir.

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST

in chicago or on the Bob and Tom show

YEAH TOAST

Miguel is gettin laid...

from craigslist


i keep seeing you all over downtown and sometimes at buchon! i have to find out who you are! you're really really cute but my favorite thing about you is your beard and you are always in some kind of cut off jeans. you seem like a pretty cool cat. i think you have a girlfriend cause you are always with this pretty girl but im not really sure. if you are unattached hit me up! maybe we can go for a bike ride<3<3>


Cutoff shorts? A beard? Bike ride? BUCHON STREET?

The tee-ball is all set up, Migz. Just swing for the home run.

someone stole your guys' idea