What I Did Yesterday

1. Held a rock that was over 2 million years old.

2. Went to the Tate Modern Museum in London and saw a bunch of pretentious modern art exhibits. One exhibit was piles of dog poop sculpted out of clay. "So progressive!"

3. Met another person with a toast tattoo.

4. Received standing ovation after karaoke.

5. Only fell once.

BEAT THAT