TOP IMPORTANCE OF 2011
-Fuck The Cops
-White Trash Fire Pit
-Kaleb supplying 30 packs..always
-Crocodile Rock
-We lived the envious lives of Trailer Trash..and we LIVED it 100%, squashes
-Getting fired
-Tippy in Michael's shades
-Michael and I's Harley-Davidson puzzle
-Free shit
-Breaking shit
-Video Games
-"I'm never going outside again unless I have a boner"
-Piss consecutively on the back Manor's bathroom with the golden shower of death
-Hot Springin' til our butts were bleedin'
-Trevor breaking my front window on pills
-Quitting my job
-Jacob on Ambien wearing solely cowboy boots and red tighty underoos...a plate of Chicken Pot Pie and Mashed Potaters in hand..in my room dancing for me for half an hour.
-Jacob on Ambein
-Shotgunning beers/Getting high on the roof
-Microwaved Food
-Jacob's stomping through the halls in those damn shoes
-Muffie, Tippy, Frankie, Boris, Waffles, and Odie Bear
-The Lot: "The Lodge", "The Meth House", "The Cigarette Room"(Front House), and the "Uninhabitable Fortress"..oh, and the "The Shack"
-Bolthouse Vanilla Chai
-S:"Well, this is obviously a 'Boy's Club', I guess I'll just take my titties and leave"
Z: "No, you can leave those."
-Valley Girl
-Matt Miller laughing in his room by himself
-Outdoor Showers
-Seeing the "Jay & Silent Bob" Strike Back Van in the flesh
-E.T. stick 'n pokes
-Dance parties..especially kitchen ones..and Front House ones were great, too.
-Got into my first real brawl with some Asian lunatic. Handled that shit.
-Homeless Dave..."Guess she's feelin' the dready-dreads"
-Jason throwing brick at windshield of the car that sat in the lot all year long
-When the family came back to get it
-Punching Kaleb in the face 8 times in a row
-P.T. Bruisin' with 12 peeps to the Madonna Inn where the cops showed up just as I was naked, mid-air, jumping in the pool
-Throwing 10 marshmallow pastes into the street on Acid and watching them EXPLODE
-Miguel on drugs
I love our life 2011. This white trash life forever lurks in my blood. Thank you all. Don't forget.
Monday, January 9, 2012
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Top 12 of 2011 by Rainbath Visual AKA Reuben Sawyer
Yo, thought id post this shit on here because i know some distant, recent and old friends will be reading and year end lists are all the rage.
12: The most recent True Widow album. People have been describing it as "slowcore" which makes me wanna puke, anyhow beautifully crafted album sounds alot like low and earth combined into one band but sludge it up a bit. Listened to this shit on the regular and i suggest it to everyone regardless of your taste.
11: BIG MAC. Down as fuck kid man, "Big Mac needs to skate, Big Mac needs to free his soul" thats all i need to say. Oh, and he has a brutal 2007 tattoo on his leg. 16 and living the teen dream!!!!!!DGAF!!!
10: Pizza. Not the food but Matt Hand's cute little Pomeranian. Hes a little chiller and loves to wear sweaters and hang out of the sun roof in sarahs car if you want photo proof hit me up!!!!
9: Horrid Red. Awesome band, bunker wolf is the shit. Luckily enough to see them live in 2011. Who cares about "post punk" really but these guys have it going on. Make sure to check out their other stuff like FWY! and Teenage Panzerkorps. For fans of proto-punk, kraut boogie wierdness, new wave or whatever with awesome german vocals.
8: My Otter ancle boots. Jacob stole these for me and they are the best shoes anyone could ever have. They are made from fucking OTTERS how awful is that!!!!????!!!
7: Walgreens "Big Flats" beer. 3 bucks and better than trader joes. Perfect crutch.
6: Mabel Mae. Best cat ever, cuter than any of your stupid cats and way more cuddly. The female version of Boris (R.I.P)
5: Cvlt Nation. Some of the most down to earth inspiring people ive had the pleasure of establishing a relationship with/working with this year. Check em out! www.cvltnation.com
4: Smashing Nobunny's sparkly danelectro during 6 billion dollar sandwich set (R.I.P)
3: My scumstashe. Dont fuck with it.
2: Cody. Dude smashed a hubcap in my face cuz we were Brutin' all night.
1: Sarah fucking Branham!!!Enough T n' A to save the day!!! <33333333
12: The most recent True Widow album. People have been describing it as "slowcore" which makes me wanna puke, anyhow beautifully crafted album sounds alot like low and earth combined into one band but sludge it up a bit. Listened to this shit on the regular and i suggest it to everyone regardless of your taste.
11: BIG MAC. Down as fuck kid man, "Big Mac needs to skate, Big Mac needs to free his soul" thats all i need to say. Oh, and he has a brutal 2007 tattoo on his leg. 16 and living the teen dream!!!!!!DGAF!!!
10: Pizza. Not the food but Matt Hand's cute little Pomeranian. Hes a little chiller and loves to wear sweaters and hang out of the sun roof in sarahs car if you want photo proof hit me up!!!!
9: Horrid Red. Awesome band, bunker wolf is the shit. Luckily enough to see them live in 2011. Who cares about "post punk" really but these guys have it going on. Make sure to check out their other stuff like FWY! and Teenage Panzerkorps. For fans of proto-punk, kraut boogie wierdness, new wave or whatever with awesome german vocals.
8: My Otter ancle boots. Jacob stole these for me and they are the best shoes anyone could ever have. They are made from fucking OTTERS how awful is that!!!!????!!!
7: Walgreens "Big Flats" beer. 3 bucks and better than trader joes. Perfect crutch.
6: Mabel Mae. Best cat ever, cuter than any of your stupid cats and way more cuddly. The female version of Boris (R.I.P)
5: Cvlt Nation. Some of the most down to earth inspiring people ive had the pleasure of establishing a relationship with/working with this year. Check em out! www.cvltnation.com
4: Smashing Nobunny's sparkly danelectro during 6 billion dollar sandwich set (R.I.P)
3: My scumstashe. Dont fuck with it.
2: Cody. Dude smashed a hubcap in my face cuz we were Brutin' all night.
1: Sarah fucking Branham!!!Enough T n' A to save the day!!! <33333333
Saturday, January 7, 2012
twentytwelve top ten for reals
I know that it seemed like that first one was mine, but it sure wasn't (I don't give a fuck about motorcycles). I wasn't planning on doing one of these, but I didn't want people to think that one of the best things that happened to me this year was knowing more about music than someone I'm sleeping with. By the way, this is from Willie.
10. Street Eaters, Dunguneers, and Tinsel Teeth in some house in Worcester (pronounced Woo-Ster), Massachusets. Killer bands, friends from Cali, folks making out on the dancefloor in the basement during an impromptu Smashing Pumpkins cover. West coast dominates New England. I got pulled over for speeding on the way home, but the cop let me off with a warning because I had Dirt Fort written on my knuckles.
9. Talking about jobs is stupid, but I got a sick job helping families pay for child care. Interviewing stressed out people about the fucked up shit in their lives is insane.
8. RVIVR, If not I than who then, Shea Witzo, and Rat King (not sure if anyone else played) in a barn out in the middle of nowhere in Vermont. Real, real, real good. Best set I've seen RVIVR play. West coast dominates New England again.
7. Meeting seriously rad folks; they remind me of all y'all in all the best ways, but considerably less self-destructive. In addition, meeting a really nice lady and spending a lot of time with her for a month or so before she moved away.
6. Moving out of Bonetown and into a house of accepting and nice-as-hell folks. Shit got a little messy at Jon Stamos for a while, but things are really settling in and feeling good (and we'll probably try to change the name soon).
5. Getting to show California friends around a crazy town like Brattleboro, especially watching the Strolling of the Heifers parade with Lawrence and Cecilia.
4. Playing in stupid and rad bands with roommates and friends, including: CCRR (Creedence Clearwater Revival Revival, playing messy covers of CCR songs, Ke$ha cover set on Halloween, Justin Beiber cover on his birthday, dramatic retelling of the Battle of Bennington, and more.
3. Finally growing the fuck up, and learning an instrument. I got a cheap banjo and play it all the fucking time. I try to play along with middle-aged men at an old time jam, and they let me take fucked up sounding solos sumetimes!
2. The Ski Jump!
1. Summertime in Vermont is an absolute dream! It makes all the shit that wasn't/isn't so great worth it. I can ride my bike to a swimming hole on my lunch break. If you have a car there's a few dozen amazing swimming holes within a short drive. Big Falls is amazing, but being able to just go for a swim anytime, day or night, is just amazing. There's also awesome ice cream everywhere, and everyone is in a great mood after the long, hard winter.
I'm sure I forgot some really amazing stuff, but who cares. If you want to know what's awesome about Vermont, then it only makes sense to visit.
10. Street Eaters, Dunguneers, and Tinsel Teeth in some house in Worcester (pronounced Woo-Ster), Massachusets. Killer bands, friends from Cali, folks making out on the dancefloor in the basement during an impromptu Smashing Pumpkins cover. West coast dominates New England. I got pulled over for speeding on the way home, but the cop let me off with a warning because I had Dirt Fort written on my knuckles.
9. Talking about jobs is stupid, but I got a sick job helping families pay for child care. Interviewing stressed out people about the fucked up shit in their lives is insane.
8. RVIVR, If not I than who then, Shea Witzo, and Rat King (not sure if anyone else played) in a barn out in the middle of nowhere in Vermont. Real, real, real good. Best set I've seen RVIVR play. West coast dominates New England again.
7. Meeting seriously rad folks; they remind me of all y'all in all the best ways, but considerably less self-destructive. In addition, meeting a really nice lady and spending a lot of time with her for a month or so before she moved away.
6. Moving out of Bonetown and into a house of accepting and nice-as-hell folks. Shit got a little messy at Jon Stamos for a while, but things are really settling in and feeling good (and we'll probably try to change the name soon).
5. Getting to show California friends around a crazy town like Brattleboro, especially watching the Strolling of the Heifers parade with Lawrence and Cecilia.
4. Playing in stupid and rad bands with roommates and friends, including: CCRR (Creedence Clearwater Revival Revival, playing messy covers of CCR songs, Ke$ha cover set on Halloween, Justin Beiber cover on his birthday, dramatic retelling of the Battle of Bennington, and more.
3. Finally growing the fuck up, and learning an instrument. I got a cheap banjo and play it all the fucking time. I try to play along with middle-aged men at an old time jam, and they let me take fucked up sounding solos sumetimes!
2. The Ski Jump!
1. Summertime in Vermont is an absolute dream! It makes all the shit that wasn't/isn't so great worth it. I can ride my bike to a swimming hole on my lunch break. If you have a car there's a few dozen amazing swimming holes within a short drive. Big Falls is amazing, but being able to just go for a swim anytime, day or night, is just amazing. There's also awesome ice cream everywhere, and everyone is in a great mood after the long, hard winter.
I'm sure I forgot some really amazing stuff, but who cares. If you want to know what's awesome about Vermont, then it only makes sense to visit.
Friday, January 6, 2012
gooses tops chou chou tens(10's)
ho! challo.
1. moving out of SLO, but missing the fudgers out of all the suckereds i love.
2. i only listen to the harsh screeching of seagulls and the many stoooopid footsteps of tourists that keep me having jobs...woohoo1
3. this person i live with. who had blonde hair, then blonde/blue, than red, now brown, now lighter...lighter...lighter....is a good thing and my accomplice in the many crimes of passion and down right disgusting sewer robberies we've been pulling. love love
4. we got a dog! a 40 pounder, with big lips, flop ears and hound drool that gets all over her face and eyes. she cries often, seriously, cries, tears roll off her cheeks. she survives on hair ties, q-tips and feathers. love love
5.stopped playing stooopid songs and decided to wait to play music again till i get a drum set.
6. failed and am still failing at building a small house in our yard for multiple purposes....gave into the fact that in reality i dont have enough wood or money or skill to build it the way i wanted to. sorry zach and meghan.
7. FRIENDS are moving up here! barely met anyone here so far but am glad to have them making their way to this cold massive small gray place.
8. writing alot and not getting any better!
9. drinking more, and smoking cigars and weed, and doing more benadryl than ever before.
10. the way this place makes me feel and the way it smells and how easy it is to not have to be around anyone ever if desired.
all in all moving and making some slight changes and starting to read and taking care of myself worse than ever, being in a real good, not healthy in the beginning but getting and staying great relationship, and my mom finally getting her own apt. are the best things that have happened this year!
mers is walt towards disney met gern shorts
1. moving out of SLO, but missing the fudgers out of all the suckereds i love.
2. i only listen to the harsh screeching of seagulls and the many stoooopid footsteps of tourists that keep me having jobs...woohoo1
3. this person i live with. who had blonde hair, then blonde/blue, than red, now brown, now lighter...lighter...lighter....is a good thing and my accomplice in the many crimes of passion and down right disgusting sewer robberies we've been pulling. love love
4. we got a dog! a 40 pounder, with big lips, flop ears and hound drool that gets all over her face and eyes. she cries often, seriously, cries, tears roll off her cheeks. she survives on hair ties, q-tips and feathers. love love
5.stopped playing stooopid songs and decided to wait to play music again till i get a drum set.
6. failed and am still failing at building a small house in our yard for multiple purposes....gave into the fact that in reality i dont have enough wood or money or skill to build it the way i wanted to. sorry zach and meghan.
7. FRIENDS are moving up here! barely met anyone here so far but am glad to have them making their way to this cold massive small gray place.
8. writing alot and not getting any better!
9. drinking more, and smoking cigars and weed, and doing more benadryl than ever before.
10. the way this place makes me feel and the way it smells and how easy it is to not have to be around anyone ever if desired.
all in all moving and making some slight changes and starting to read and taking care of myself worse than ever, being in a real good, not healthy in the beginning but getting and staying great relationship, and my mom finally getting her own apt. are the best things that have happened this year!
mers is walt towards disney met gern shorts
Sunday, January 1, 2012
SMH '011
1. Pell Grants
2. The Mad Chinamen
3. Tripper Trappers
4. "I Spent All Last Night Sucking Your Mom's Dick"
5. The Six Billion Dollar Sandwich
6. DMT
7. Des Ark / Pygmy Lush @ Biko
8. My US MONO LP of KINKDOM
9. "Swing Porch"
10. The Girls
2. The Mad Chinamen
3. Tripper Trappers
4. "I Spent All Last Night Sucking Your Mom's Dick"
5. The Six Billion Dollar Sandwich
6. DMT
7. Des Ark / Pygmy Lush @ Biko
8. My US MONO LP of KINKDOM
9. "Swing Porch"
10. The Girls
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
top ten
Assuming nothing life changing happens in the next few days heres my top ten.
I had a really fucking awesome year, hard to pick just ten but..
1) Moving to Vermont, getting CA out of my psyche
2) Bonetown (my house) and having amazing friendships with my roommates (and a few others) that are real close and easy and nice, living with kittens (Achoo!), having a gold room, an awesome house and garden and location (Brattleboro!)
3) Tons of new friends- Brattleboro all-stars and a seemingly non-stop flow of cool out-of-towners who continuously break my heart by leaving - but then give me a great excuse to travel all over and see them (and sometimes I just follow them out of town)
4) Trips galore - Maine x2, DC x2, Maryland, PA, North Carolina, NY, CA, Ct, Mass, All over VT, by train, bus, plane, thumb, for shows, friends or just to get out of town for a hot minute
555) Growing up (some), being better at communication, being more comfortable being myself (and being naked all the time) being louder, being a little more sober, being happier
666) Books!!!! I read over 40 this year. Favorites include: The Invisibles, The Illuminati Trilogy, Lolita, The Ethical Slut, The Man Who Fell In Love With the Moon, Hunger Games Trilogy, Doris Anthology and more
7) Music!!!! Too much to say.. playing in a band, seeing awesome shows, finally knowing the name of bands that have been on the peripheral of my knowledge since Buchon days, talking about music and feeling like I know what I'm talking about for once (even getting to be the snob in a relationship with the bigger music collection who goes 'you mean you never heard of ...???!?')
8) SUMMERTIME- swimming 4x a day, eating pizza and ice cream, not putting clothes on ever, sleeping outside, bonfires and so much more.
9) New interests: motorcycle repair, farming, stencils, herbs, beads, crossword puzzles, hiking, potlucks, tattoos!
10) The future - It is real up in the air right now whether I am coming back to the West Coast for awhile.... I will keep you all posted. Any input or advice is appreciated. I'm thinking about moving to Phoenix to attend the Motorcycle Maintenance Institute cus I want to learn a trade but I also don't want to leave VT cus it rules.
p.s. everyone come visit.
p.p.s. I don't take pictures really anymore but anyone who wants to see what I've been up to and all my nice friends should check out Ivy's blog bearhawks.tumblr.com
p.p.p.s.I hope ya'll had awesome years (even those of you I failed to keep in contact with at all)
I had a really fucking awesome year, hard to pick just ten but..
1) Moving to Vermont, getting CA out of my psyche
2) Bonetown (my house) and having amazing friendships with my roommates (and a few others) that are real close and easy and nice, living with kittens (Achoo!), having a gold room, an awesome house and garden and location (Brattleboro!)
3) Tons of new friends- Brattleboro all-stars and a seemingly non-stop flow of cool out-of-towners who continuously break my heart by leaving - but then give me a great excuse to travel all over and see them (and sometimes I just follow them out of town)
4) Trips galore - Maine x2, DC x2, Maryland, PA, North Carolina, NY, CA, Ct, Mass, All over VT, by train, bus, plane, thumb, for shows, friends or just to get out of town for a hot minute
555) Growing up (some), being better at communication, being more comfortable being myself (and being naked all the time) being louder, being a little more sober, being happier
666) Books!!!! I read over 40 this year. Favorites include: The Invisibles, The Illuminati Trilogy, Lolita, The Ethical Slut, The Man Who Fell In Love With the Moon, Hunger Games Trilogy, Doris Anthology and more
7) Music!!!! Too much to say.. playing in a band, seeing awesome shows, finally knowing the name of bands that have been on the peripheral of my knowledge since Buchon days, talking about music and feeling like I know what I'm talking about for once (even getting to be the snob in a relationship with the bigger music collection who goes 'you mean you never heard of ...???!?')
8) SUMMERTIME- swimming 4x a day, eating pizza and ice cream, not putting clothes on ever, sleeping outside, bonfires and so much more.
9) New interests: motorcycle repair, farming, stencils, herbs, beads, crossword puzzles, hiking, potlucks, tattoos!
10) The future - It is real up in the air right now whether I am coming back to the West Coast for awhile.... I will keep you all posted. Any input or advice is appreciated. I'm thinking about moving to Phoenix to attend the Motorcycle Maintenance Institute cus I want to learn a trade but I also don't want to leave VT cus it rules.
p.s. everyone come visit.
p.p.s. I don't take pictures really anymore but anyone who wants to see what I've been up to and all my nice friends should check out Ivy's blog bearhawks.tumblr.com
p.p.p.s.I hope ya'll had awesome years (even those of you I failed to keep in contact with at all)
Thursday, December 15, 2011
TOP 10 TIME.
It's decembrrr 15th. Get your top tens ready. Can't way to see that Calvin Johnson live at kruezberg, gucci mane and v-nasty, the new foo fighters record, tyler the creative revolutionary and all your favorites that aren't new records or even records at all. Food, shows, top ten worsts, people, events, places, sports teams. Season finally of breaking bad or Luis season 2 or the torrent of every episode of Daria along with both feature length episodes.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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