Sunday, July 27, 2008


TODAYYY!! at 2pm @ mitchell park in downtown slo town USA.
be there, bring food and shit

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Toast punx Bike Race Volume1 this saturtay!!!

Meet at 578 Buchon st(near Nipomo & Buchon, red porch light) at 8:30pm with your bike, your light, your helmet, yr faygo, and humble brutality.
We will all ride out to the starting point together. It will be approximately a 3.5mile race.
This is to a reasonable extent confidential, but tell your friends!
No cops.
No hurting your opponents.
If drinking is a necessity keep it on the D.L.
No jock(s)traps.
If you get pulled over don't say a thing about the race and if at all possible mislead the cops.
Winner gets a Trophy.

-the toast punx.

Sunday, July 20, 2008


does anyone have any awesome ideas for what we could do with this?!??!

Friday, July 18, 2008

tomorrow night!!

well okay, sooo here's the deal.
sean sex and sam are leaving(sam has already left), for europe, sean sex's braces are coming off, and brigham is leaving for n.y. on the 30th, along with alison and her sister. this leaves us in a quite a dilemma, and the only possible answer we have to any of this is.....PARTY!!!!
we will be partying from sun up(around 11am or so) to sun down(4-5am), so come over, bring stuff to drink, eat whatever, and be ready to say sad, loving, drunken, goodbye's to people we all love and braces we will never see again.
see you at 578 BOOOCHON haus!!
rock hard.
mosh harder.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

sarah sent us a postcard / no age info

we made 50 pre-sale tickets for the NO AGE show, you can get them now at Boo Boo Records, 978 Monterey St.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008


If your looking for a good time and a safe ride home from a long, hard night of drunken debauchery then look no further for your salvation has arrived! Meet Brigham 160 pounds of pure steel and his rickshaw which is also pure steel! Together they will give you a ride home that you will never forget and that will change your life for ever! For a once in a life time opportunity call (805)-266-0753, or live a life unfulfilled!

"Reckless, Dangerous, and Murderous! A night that you will never forget!" One lucky customer raves.

Dear Mom and Dad

I think its safe to say we all miss you. Briggham's "room" just isn't the same - Briggham snugglin with three high school girls doesn't equate to mom and dad doin mom and dad snuggles. It just don't.

I am getting a second job today tutoring children. I'm pretty sure I'll someday be the best teacher the loft has ever known (after I eat Willie's heart.) I am growing up and entering the modern workforce. Hopefully I can make enough money so I can buy everything I need to fix my life's problems. I think I might need to shower beforehand, because I kinda smell. =/

I hope Sweden, or where ever else you are, is a pretty cool place. I just realized you're the most ethnically diverse couple in the world. Hopefully you don't stick out much where you are. I stick out a lot too (mostly on my short bed).

Well, my dog needs to go on a walk. You remember Ruby, right? She's still as dumb as she was when we went to the sand dunes.

~Max, "Tall"

P.S. Chill hard

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Friday, July 11, 2008

show tomorrow at mitchell park!

our friend from tacoma, moshington who plays lovely music with a casio is going to blow us away and a new loft band called, slight rick and the ricky's will play some songs too!

who: headbangs (wa.) and slight rick and the ricky's (loft)
where: mitchell park
when: 4:00pm
why: because show's are hella tight!
what: music, people and dance.

rhythm syndrom show

Daryl (God Equals Genocide) is playing records in between bands. Come to the station to watch the bands, if you live far away you should stream live from @ 11PM.

We have a bunch of copies of Dewek #2,3 and Margin Mouth #4 (Daryl's 1 page zine) at the house

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

new noise tonight

Black America
Live on New Noise KCPR 91.3FM

minute men/dead milkmen influenced punk from east bay!

tune in and shit!
wookie ewok army unite


Tuesday, July 8, 2008

mountains are sick

shredded axle's. shredded g-tar's. dead boares. shotgun shells. red moons. grimm lives.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Sunday, July 6, 2008



where is Brigg's

soooo we went to the hell of earth this week/weekend...and had some fun times and some horribly dead head times...but yesterday when zach and the brigg's were going to take a train back....zach lost sight of him and he has been gone for 20hrs. calls...he has no money, no numbers no one....if anyone gets word of him or whatnot call one of us...


Tuesday, July 1, 2008


can anyone think of anyhting awesome that we could do with this?

free fucking shit